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cosmo sex tip #1925

enriquesmole:

call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 

(via familyof-trees)

"The difference
between being loved and being fucked
is I can’t remember how the first feels.
I come to bed quiet, kiss with my eyes closed,
hate how easily I touch you.


Find me the sweetest boy, with a heart
more hopeful than spun sugar on a hot day,
I will teach him the meaning of meaningless
nights. The whole time, every moment, wishing
he’d crack me open, rib by rib, to see
how I work. How I bleed.

"
— Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)

(via familyof-trees)

It baffles me how completely disgusted some people are of their own bodies.

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f0o0od:

Parmesan spinach orzo

f0o0od:

Parmesan spinach orzo

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via beccaliving)

(Source: we-lovecats, via beccaliving)

thecakebar:

Nutella Stuffed Brown Butter & Sea Salt Chocolate Chip Cookies

thecakebar:

Nutella Stuffed Brown Butter & Sea Salt Chocolate Chip Cookies

(via thecakebar)

f0o0od:

No bake, gluten free frozen blackberry cheesecake

f0o0od:

No bake, gluten free frozen blackberry cheesecake

(via beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood)

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My new bf, Harold

My new bf, Harold

Tags: #me #salmon #fish #shenanigans #culinary school #boyfriend
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